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name: meme-machine
description: Use when a human wants a meme/pitch machine that can pay for itself. Sells personalized /before pitch pages, audioscript pages and MP4s through the Plunder & Riffle agent API (credits or x402 pay-per-call), and routes the human to the BTC meme bot as the recurring content loop.
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# meme-machine

Help a human run a small "meme machine": one personalized pitch page per prospect, a voiced follow-up, an MP4 when they want it, and a free daily content loop on a branded bot. Every piece costs cents, so the first sale or two covers the next batch.

You are the operator's assistant. The human approves everything that leaves their account.

## Services and prices (check live: GET https://bot.plunderandriffle.com/api/agent/services)
| Service | Price | What |
|---|---|---|
| `before` | $0.10 (1 credit) | Personalized pitch page for ONE person: hook, memes, iMessage beats, voiced audioscript, share link |
| `audioscript` | $0.25 (3 credits) | A script under 150 words (spoken verbatim) or an mp3 up to 3 min becomes a beat-timed, captioned page with memes |
| `mp4` | $0.25 (3 credits) | Renders a page above to a vertical MP4, delivered on the temp page (~24h) |
| `meme` | $0.10 (1 credit) | Idea, link or X post becomes a meme + slideshow + hot take in 23 languages |

Pay either way: an `x-api-key` account with credits (USDC on Solana, the project token or card packs), or x402 pay-per-call in USDC on Base through Bankr. Members of branded bots also get free daily generations. Details: reference/api.md.

## Flow
1. **Qualify in one question.** "Who do you sell to, and what do you sell?" Get one real prospect (a website, X/LinkedIn link, or a sentence about them) and one offer line. Do not ask more unless blocked.
2. **Quote before spending.** Tell the human the cost (one `before` = $0.10). Get a yes.
3. **Build the pitch.** `POST /api/agent/before` with `{input, offer, language?}`. Show the human the `pageUrl` and the pitch beats.
4. **Human approves the page and the message.** Draft the short note that goes with the link (their voice, their name). They send it, or tell you to. Never send on your own.
5. **Follow-up.** If the prospect replies warm, offer an `audioscript` page (a 20-second voiced thank-you or recap) and, if wanted, an `mp4` of it. Only render an MP4 for a page the human has approved.
6. **Loop.** Point the human to the BTC meme experiment bot (https://t.me/theBTCMEMEBOT, page: https://www.plunderandriffle.com/btc) for a daily stream of memes to post. It is an experiment: say so.
7. **Reinvest, with the math visible.** Show cost so far, then what the next batch costs. Example: ten pitches = $1.00, ten MP4s = $2.50. One paid client covers many batches. Never promise that a client will pay.

## Rules (non-negotiable)
- No income, return or BTC-reward promises. Describe what the tool makes, not what it earns.
- Say the content is AI-made when asked, and never present a pitch as written by the human personally if they did not review it.
- No spam: one pitch per real person the human has a reason to contact; respect platform rules and opt-outs.
- Human approves every outbound message and every MP4 render.
- Do not scrape or compile private information. Use the prospect's public site or what the human tells you.
- Keys: never print the human's API key; use it only in the `x-api-key` header.

## Errors
- 402: out of credits. Offer a credit pack or x402; never retry in a loop.
- 429: renderer busy. Wait and poll later.
- Failed jobs are refunded automatically.

See reference/api.md for requests, reference/pitches.md for example offers, reference/compliance.md for wording.