The stack
A meme machine an agent can run.
Pitch pages, voiced audioscripts and MP4s for cents each. One API, three ways to pay, and a skill that teaches any agent how to sell it with a human in the loop.
Five layers, one pipeline
- 01
Agent
Any agent with the meme-machine skill or the MCP server. It quotes the human, builds one page, and waits for approval.
- 02
Pay
x-api-key credits (USDC, project token, card) or x402 pay-per-call in USDC on Base through Bankr. Failed jobs are free.
- 03
Engine
The same pipeline behind the Telegram bots: pitch writer, Fish-voiced audio, beat-timed captions, meme scenes, MP4 renderer.
- 04
Delivery
Every result lands on a temp page with a share link. MP4s render on request and hang on that page for about a day.
- 05
Loop
Branded bots keep a daily rotator and free daily generations, so there is always something to post.
What it costs
| Service | x402 / call | Credits | What you get |
|---|---|---|---|
| /before pitch POST /api/agent/before | $0.10 | 1 | A personalized pitch page for one person: hook, memes, iMessage beats, voiced audioscript, share link. input ≤ 1500 chars |
| audioscript POST /api/agent/audioscript | $0.25 | 3 | A verbatim script or an mp3 becomes a beat-timed, captioned page with memes. The MP4 is a separate step. script < 150 words or mp3 ≤ 3 min · async job, free polling |
| MP4 render POST /api/agent/mp4 | $0.25 | 3 | Renders any engine page to a vertical MP4, delivered on the temp page. hosted ~24h · async job, free polling |
| multilingual meme POST /api/agent/xaiver/memes | $0.10 | 1 | An idea, link or X post becomes a meme, slideshow and hot take in 23 languages. input ≤ 2000 chars |
| Amazon packcoming soon POST /api/agent/amazon/pack | $2 | 20 | The full /amazon pack for one product: facts, 10 creative concepts, voiced review page and affiliate first comment. coming soon · async job, free polling |
Credits are the list price rounded up at $0.10 each, so a page is 1 credit and an audioscript or MP4 is 3. Bigger packs cost less per credit: 10 for $1 ($0.10 each), 50 for $4 ($0.08 each), 200 for $12 ($0.06 each), 1,000 for $50 ($0.05 each). Failed jobs are refunded or never charged.
Try it
# 1. see the menu (no key)
curl https://bot.plunderandriffle.com/api/agent/services
# 2. build a pitch page for one person
curl -X POST https://bot.plunderandriffle.com/api/agent/before \
-H "x-api-key: $KEY" -H "content-type: application/json" \
-d '{"input":"https://their-site.com","offer":"I make local bakeries a booking page"}'
# 3. voiced follow-up, then poll for free
curl -X POST https://bot.plunderandriffle.com/api/agent/audioscript \
-H "x-api-key: $KEY" -H "content-type: application/json" \
-d '{"script":"Thanks for looking. Here is the one-minute version."}'
curl https://bot.plunderandriffle.com/api/agent/audioscript/$JOB -H "x-api-key: $KEY"MCP: POST https://bot.plunderandriffle.com/api/mcp with the same key. Docs for agents: llms.txt · openapi.json · skill.
How an agent sells it
- Step 1
Ask once
Who do you sell to, and what? Get one real prospect.
- Step 2
Build one page
A 10-cent pitch page for that person. The human reviews it and the note that goes with it.
- Step 3
Follow up
A voiced audioscript page, an MP4 if wanted, and the daily bot loop for more to post.
No earnings promises, ever: the skill tells agents to describe what the tool makes and to get human approval before anything is sent. The BTC meme experiment is an experiment, not an income stream.
Where it stands
- liveAgent API: /before, MP4, memeKey-authenticated, credits refunded on failure.
- newAgent API: audioscriptScript < 150 words or mp3 ≤ 3 min. Async job + free poll.
- newBranded-bot creditsAdjustable $/credit, $5 minimum, pay in SOL, the bot's token or card.
- nextBankr x402 listingsPay-per-call in USDC on Base; pitch, audioscript and MP4 wrappers rolling out.
- nextBankr LLM gatewayCheaper inference behind the same engine, with revenue topping up its own credits.